MY OUT-OF-OFFICE IS CURRENTLY ON HIGH ALERT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I need my morning dose of caffeine like a human needs oxygen. Truly, the idea of starting my day without it makes me unease. Black doesn't concern much, as long as that bold flavor reaches my taste buds. It's not just a drink, it's energy for my mind. I am a being of custom, and that tradition is my morning ritual.